I'm also glad that you can appreciate the film's high points even if you were unimpressed by other parts. von Trier definitely gets the most of them that he can. The performances are also top notch, you really have to applaud Dafoe and Gainsbourg. The opening sequence is pretty masterfully shot, however. I'm also a huge David Lynch fan, but I understand why a lot of other people hate his movies. I really like watching dreamy/nightmarish and surreal movies. I'm kinda drawn to that type of movie though. The second half of the movie verges on nonsensical. Caligula might be the most messed up that I've ever seen, but there are ones even worse than that, I'm sure.īut the film is a huge mess. It's just one of the most messed up that I, personally, have seen.

And oh my god, if you have to be naked and howl at the moon, he’s a great person to do it.

Unfortunately, however, The Northman did use a bit of CGI during the naked fight scene, to um, well depict Amleth and Fjölnir’s bits.The movie isn't the most messed up out thereĪgreed. We get naked and do some kind of Viking acid and howl at the moon together. If you ever fantasized about Viggo’s naked fight in Eastern Promises mashed up with Anakin and Obi-Wan’s final lava lightsaber duel, then The Northman will make your dreams come true. The climactic nude duel, in which Amleth finally faces off against his uncle, is not only very naked, but takes place inside a volcano. It’s violent, it’s gory, it’s psychedelic, and most importantly it has, spoiler alert, a naked sword fight. Leave it to Eggers to give us the brutal viking origin story of Shakespeare’s Hamlet. When discussing celebrities who are well endowed, there are always a few names past and present which immediately come to mind - Gary Cooper, Forrest Tucker, Jon Hamm - but who are some celebs who are also BIG but seldom mentioned Bonus points if you've seen first-hand proof or have heard from direct sources. I will kill you, Fjölnir.” have finally conjured Robert Egger’s historical epic The Northman into theaters! The film stars Alexander Skarsgård as Amleth, the viking warrior who becomes hell bent on avenging the murder of his father after he witnesses his brutal death at the hands of his uncle Fjölnir.

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